NATM AU

Lewis is basically trotting around the museum at this point to inform everyone that the blog is up and running.  Two of the aviators wander past and notice the question- Pilot Officer Ellard and Flight Lieutenant Gillard.  It was lucky that they were the two to notice the question, and they quickly answer it to get it out of the inbox.

"We’re not blind, it’s pretty obvious who has been crushing on Perry, especially when we saw Angel staring at him from across the bar the other night.  He’s not exactly the stealthiest gangster," Ellard explains with a short smile.  "He sure tries, though."

"I caught him leaving flowers for Perry today too," Gillard chimes in.  He was often inside the plane doing repairs and looking it over, so he had been there when Angel stopped by- though luckily he had been unnoticed.  "He was lucky it was me in there and not Smythe."  

"That’s true.. It would be bad if the Commander caught onto Angel’s crush, I hope he’s more careful about it.."

"I mean, Perry was thrilled with the flowers and the prospect of a secret admirer, but with things the way they are with us and the gangsters, I don’t see it working out."  Gillard let out an exasperated sigh.

Lewis had to fetch the gangsters for this question, and Amelia takes the phone and reads it aloud to Angel, who turns beet red at the question.  While he struggles to think of an answer, she does it for him.

"You think he’d be real good at sweet talking ‘cause he’s always runnin’ his mouth, but he ain’t.  Boy can’t take his cheaters off his crush to save his life."  

"THAT’S NOT TRUE," Angel yelps, embarrassed.  Amelia gives him a stern look.

"Okay maybe it’s a LITTLE true, but I do other things too!  I absolutely left him flowers today, the real nice kind.  I borrowed Lewis’ glad rags to sneak out and get real ones, even."  He seems proud, puffing up his chest at his accomplishment.  Whether he’d put his name on said flowers was a mystery.

"This blog was a mistake," Lewis deadpans, quickly moving to delete the question.

the only ship that matters tbh ITS THE ONLY ONE WITH A NAME TOO

you mean Jaques and Jonathan?  im pretty sure they would rather kill each other but if they ever managed to get along WHO KNOWS