You are a little soul, carrying a corpse.

    In the beginning campaign I DM for, my players were forced into a battle against Drows.  One of my players was still getting used to how to play and trying to fight effectively.  Unsure of what to do for his turn, he said: 

    “I flirt with a rock.”    He rolled a Natural 20 and thus started a relationship with it (he wasn’t too happy, but the rest of the party found it hilarious. The party keeps this going on as a running gag within the group, and this rock is now named “Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson.”  

     Fast forward, due to complications, that player who was unhappily dating Dwayne discontinued the campaign, and we accepted two new members who learn of the Rock Legend.  Now, it had been a long time since they last saw Dwayne– she had disappeared for off somewhere (which my players were like, “How the hell did she move?  She’s a rock.”).  Our Ranger sent off their panther to find where she, the rock, could have gone, and the only information they got at the time was that, “She’s in a community with high position.”

      After a few chaotic events, the party traveled in the forest trying to find survivors of a destroyed village, following a trail of prints.  The trail they were following was divided into two paths– left and right.  They flipped a coin and went right.  Instead of finding the survivors, they came across a Golem society with mud-huts and a I just kept describing:

      “There’s a ziggurat with a throne on the top……….. with a rock on top.”

       Immediately I see my Ranger drop their head in their hands.  "I hate you.“

       "It’s Dwayne the Rock Johnson!“ 

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My group hadn’t met since a couple weeks before Christmas so this weekend’s 13th Age game turned into a belated Christmas Special.  We were also meeting in a gaming store, so for my minor elements instead of asking the players to supply random minor elements off the top of their heads I asked strangers at nearby tables without any context and whatever they say becomes canon. The party consists of a Commander, a Paladin, a Rogue, a Sorcerer, and a Chaos Mage.  Some highlights:

GM: “Okay, so your mail route will take you through christmas town because woah are there letters to deliver there. Now…” <to someone walking by> “Name an abstract concept.” Stranger: “Addiction” GM: “So, Christmas Town is a mess right now because of addiciton. So, if you need to find Santa…” <To someone picking a game off the demo shelf> “Hey, who is Santa visiting at the Christmas Town Rehab Center.” Stranger 2: “Himself, for his cocaine habit.”

Paladin: “I would like to interrogate the reindeer to find out what happened here.” GM: “You can find some of them at The Stables. It’s a shitty dive bar, but it’s still the best in town.” Paladin: “I’ll head there first then.” GM: “They won’t talk to you much unless you join their reindeer games.” <To someone playing a board game nearby.> “What game are they playing in the bar.” Stranger: “Russain Roulette.” GM: “I guess it’s the last round, then.” Paladin: “Sure, I’ll play that with them.” Commander: “Can I join too?”

Comet: “It just hasn’t been the same since Santa started on the snow.” Paladin: “That’s too bad. Who got him into that?” <Fires gun at head. Draws a white chip.> GM: <To someone walking by> “Hey, who gets Santa his snow.” Stranger: “Jack Frost.” Comet: “Yeah, that Jack Frost rolled through town a while back and it’s been downhill ever since.” Commander: “Too bad. Any idea where we can find Saint Nick?” <Uses a magic item to briefly become a zombie and immune to critical hits. Fires gun at head. Draws a red chip but doesn’t die. Resets bag of chips> Cupid: “I haven’t seen him in a while, but someone at the…” GM: <To someone at the next table> “Name a cookie.” Stranger: “Shortbread.” Cupid: “Someone at the Salty Shortbread might have seen him lately. That brothel gets most of the traffic these days.” <Draws a red chip.> Comet: <while picking up Gun from Cupid’s corpse.> “The 34th Street Rehab Clinic might have something on him too.”

Rogue: “I’ll shimmy up the wall and into the window of Santa’s Office. 23.” GM: “The factory’s walls aren’t tough to climb, you don’t have much trouble. Inside his office are shelves of various decorations and toys, some filing cabinets, and a large pine desk.” Rogue: “What’s on the desk?” GM: “There’s a heap of letters next to it where they were carelessly shoved off. Lying on the desk itself is only a single dirty razor blade.” Rogue: “This is just getting sad.”

throughout the entire match, zuko and azula are throwing straightforward, linear attacks at one another

and they deflect with the same kind of movement

but then when zuko does his firespin breakdance thing, its in no way linear, its completely circular

up until that point, theyd been doing classical firebending movements, but this one isnt really seen in firebending. but it IS seen in airbending

Second time DMing ever and sending the players through a dreamscape dungeon crawl. Theyve entered a marketplace where not only are all the villagers chickens, all the products they are selling are also chickens.

Me: You give the salesman chicken 3 gold in exchange for a chicken. (Necromancer) your familiar tells you that while this is definitely a chicken it also senses it to be some sort of bottle.

Necromancer: I rip the head off the chicken

Me: I- you… um *laughing uncontrollably* Okay?

(The paladin and ranger are horrified)

Necromancer: I drink the blood of the chicken.

Now, bear that in mind when I tell you how in the Swedish version of Dungeons & Dragons, Drakar och Demoner (literally Dragons and Demons), you can play Duck characters.

I am not shitting you.

Behold… The evidence.

Fullmetal Alchemist 鋼の錬金術師 (2017)