‘‘Twas was the night before”…
Twas the night before tumblr becomes a more “welcoming place”…
By slamming the door in all of our face!
No more porn! It all must go!!
But my fellow dirty bloggers and I, tumblr can BLOW!
All the post and pleads went out with care…
But nobody was listening even if unfair!
Out of the web rose such chatter…
The rules are changing, apple is all that matters!!!
Torn from it with such a crash…
Away with you all in one hell of a flash!
The site is vanilla now, tell the girls and the boys!
No ropes,No handcuffs, No dildos or toys!!!
Time to leave and stop making noise!
Self expression is dead and the boring are poise!
A bundle of red explicit warnings were slapped! 🚫🚫🚫
As this censorship model is rolled out and mapped!
Nudity a NO! Sex absolutely NOT!
Posting that shit, you’ll definitely be caught!
Kicked out of a place that we all helped build…
Just to bring smiles upon the vanilla guild! 👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻
So times are changing for us all…
Though it is sad it’s been one hell of a ball! 🙌🙌🙌
Time to go and say our goodbyes…😢😢😢
And with us gone the true tumblr dies! 😵😵😵
More welcoming you say? That’s NOT the case!
Corporate nonsense, just trying to save face!
A place that once welcomed one and all…
Now minimized to its own downfall!
We’re PG now, tell the world…
Just the thought makes my toes curl! 😱😱😱
The community crumbles though we hold tight!
Close minded bullshit ending this fight!
A community…a world of acceptance and love!
Crushed by money and a mandate from above!
So ashes to ashes dust to dust…
Fuck you tumblr you owe all of us! 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻
So as these naughty final days pass…
Yes tumblr you and yours can kiss our ass!
So I say one final farewell to each of you all! 👋🏻👋🏻👋🏻
Together as one we all stand very tall!
This was OUR place like it or not…
Without US tumblr it simply is NOT!
So if Tonight is where it all ends…
Goodbye…goodbye to my dearest of friends! 😘😘😘
turnnoffyourmind
stormborns
baratheonpilled
dededos
yousharknotpass
