just a bog witch

Wereworld, it’s a well written six book series about werecreatures

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

everyone in favor of furry artists being paid more than doctors say yiff

just got back from therapy. they diagnosed me as a sick individual who was born under a bad star. and theres nothing they can do except let my presence continue to be a plague upon the earth.

a plague of joy from your lovely presence you mean!

well it ain’t me so it’s gotta be one a you fuckers

Survive for 10 Minutes with a Werewolf.

only 10 minutes? i could go a whole 24 and more and let me tell you i’d be doing more than just surviving

hey. don’t cry. crush three cloves of garlic into a pot with a dollop of olive oil and stir until golden then add one can of crushed tomatoes a bit of balsamic vinegar half a tablespoon of brown sugar half a cup of grated parmesan cheese and stir for a few minutes adding a handful of fresh spinach until wilted and mix in pasta of your choice ok?

reblogging to make this later