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for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

Hand soap and moisturizer locked in an epic winter-long battle over the desertification of the hands.

like to charge, reblog to cast.

never ceases to amaze me that you can make $200k a year doing a fake email job but people who take care of animals and old people make maybe $2 above minimum wage. sick society

They should invent a life that’s structured without being monotonous and challenging without being demanding and eventful without being stressful and peaceful without being boring

mmm oh I can't think about that or I'll die

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!

Siri play “Breakaway” by Kelly Clarkson…