Nicole

Iiii need this dog

Omg

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

And a warm girl

what, with all due respect, the absolute fuck

LMAO

FOREVER REBLOG THE PRIVILEGE-POSTER GUY

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

Imagine if you had a cat that brought home money instead of dead animals

HALLOWEEN WAS LITTERALY YESTERDAY CALM DOWN.

NO IT’S CHRISTMAS

this post starts getting thousands of notes every damn november

me trying to get comfortable in my covers at night

thats the kind of thing i would love to just have in a little jar on my shelf so that when people came over they would be really unnerved by the mysterious shifting blob i have in a flask and i would refuse to acknowledge its existence

If brains are biological computers, why don’t we lag?

You can’t tell me you’ve never walked into a room and forgotten why you’re there or lost a train of thought for a few seconds

Once when I was driving home from school I had a brief moment of panic because I thought I’d forgotten my car at school

I had my phone in my hand, I tried looking for it and nearly had a heart attack when I couldn’t feel it in my pocket

One time I woke up and cried about wanting to go home even though I was already at home

Can I get uhhhhhhh…..uhh.. a significant other?