nick paul. words.

Things I am thankful for in order of no importance.

Dogs: They are like furry children who don’t become assholes in their teenage years.

Rednecks: Even when I say a rude comment in public under my breath louder than I should have, you remind me I’m still a more open minded, forgiving person than you.

Pop Radio: For forcing me to seek other music that took more than 5 min to produce.

Calculators: I don’t know how these can exist, yet we still don’t have hover boards.

Friends: For knowing that I have found people that see a lady sitting on a bench, talking on the phone saying, “Oh I’m just siting here. On a bench,” and find that funny.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gangnam_Style

1 Month: Releasing the new hit single "I've Got Seol"

2 Months: Starting yet another dance trend, which involves standing still and eating.

6 Months: After much failure to stay relevant, PSY gives Lorne Michaels a phone call begging to do another topical humor sketch. Premis: He joins New Kids On the Block as the "cute one" and fight Menudo  in a Hunger Games style match to the death.

1 Year: PSY is now the laughing stock of Korean television because the new and improved pop star "GPS" is taking the internet world by storm by horse dancing backwards instead of forwards. 

1 Year 1 Month: PSY checks himself into rehab after standing on top of Gangdom Station naked and screaming, "어이 섹시한 숙녀 여러분, 지금 나에게 아빠를 봐라!" ("HEEEEYYYY SEXY LADIES, LOOK AT ME NOW DAD!" 

3 Years: Given a 1 Billion dollar contract to judge American Idol. 

I made some art today. I was influenced by Andrew Collard's new album "The Balloon Man Hangs High" Free at http://andrewcollard.bandcamp.com/