Whatever Cooks Your Rice

straighten your back, mate

- The resentment that begins to build up and damage your relationship with your parents because your missing out on being a kid.

- The self destructive tendencies that develop when you get your freedom.

- Extreme Behaviour that can be dangerous because you feel as if you have to catch up on all the life you have been missing.

- A constant sadness that your never going to live life enough. 

- Developing anxiety over doing things as simple as riding the bus.

- Massive issues with authority. 

- Fear of commitment because you feel as though it is going to tie you down and take away from your freedom again. 

Thank you, Iwata, for being president of Nintendo.

Thank you, Iwata, for bringing about the Wii boom.

Thank you, Iwata, for the entertaining Nintendo Directs.

Thank you, Iwata, for going out of your way to entertain us.

Thank you, Iwata, for cutting your salary in half when the 3DS and Wii U launches were rough.

Thank you, Iwata, for making partnerships with DeNA and Universal.

Thank you, Iwata, for deciding to save Bayonetta 2 and Devil’s Third.

Thank you, Iwata, for working on the first Kirby game with Sakurai.

Thank you, Iwata, for supporting Sakurai on Smash Bros.

Thank you, Iwata, for your work on the Mother series.

Thank you, Iwata, for making Pokemon G/S twice as big as they were originally meant to be.

Thank you Iwata, for making my childhood a great one.