Niceshitdude

just watched my dog lift his leg and pee directly on a beetle. i just sat there and watched like a fucking coward

its death is on your hands jill

you think I don’t know that…. the image is burned in my mind. the beetle minding its own business watching its inevitable death unfold before it in the form of a stream of urine. me, 5'5". a god to him standing over him doing NOTHING. just letting it unfold then waking away as if nothing happened to begin with. this is something i will have to live with for the rest of my life.

THIS IS THE TIGHTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

REBLOG FOR CARRIE

god i wish that were me

whatever you’re expecting I can guarantee you’re wrong

What kind of bird is this… Omg

It’s a male eclectus

THE WHELLES

tonight’s aesthetic: Cookie Monster philosophizing in an art museum

This just changed my life.

The lasagne one has opened my eyes

oh my god

we can all learn a lot from this

You know I’m not sure cats actually understand cats either

Have you ever really thought about how when you look at the moon, it’s the same moon Shakespeare and Marie Antoinette and Van Gogh and Cleopatra looked at.

they all looked at the moon they’re all dead the moon is killing people wake up america

First of all how fucking dare u