nice pe☆ce

[ text ] damn.. that blows [ text ] i dunno theyre pretty persistent anyway but i can try talking with him about it  [ text ] oh thats not a bad idea actually [ text ] joke or not 

[txt] If I might ask, what exactly is it about his friends… [txt] … That gives you a cause for alarm? [txt] And I think that goes against human rights to do that. [txt] Even if the idea can be very tempting.

[ text ] well they punch him a lot from what i remember [ text ] and me sometimes  [ text ] daaamn [ text ] well maybe just talkin to him will help him see it?? [ text ] i dont know tho fwik hes crushin on the girl and thats great and all woo-hoo go him but idk the whole thing is just really nervewrackin  [ text ] i think at least idk he called her his wife a few times?? it might be a jokin thing for all i know

[ text ] if your bro is hangin with some shady people whaddaya do [ text ] bec like im worried hes gettin in2 some shit  [ text ] i mean i hang with some pretty weird people too but they dont do to me what they do to him so i just gotta ask [ text ] do i ground him.. hes 16 [ text ] if i dont live with him can i ground him [ text ] i just need your input b4 lettin him do his thing

[txt] That was a joke.

[ text ] damn.. that blows [ text ] i dunno theyre pretty persistent anyway but i can try talking with him about it  [ text ] oh thats not a bad idea actually [ text ] joke or not 

[ text ] ooo kokkuri-san eh?? [ text ] sure im down for it just text me the deets [ text ] also if you need i can try to find some1 else to bring with me but just like [ text ] as a backup 

yep! kokkuri-san! i got everything together already as well! hah, hey sure, if anyone's willing to come that'll be great!  geez don't just use them as an escape to chicken out though!! how lame! wwwww

[ text ] it sounds pretty cool ahaha [ text ] ill try asking my friends and maybe my brothers then !!! [ text ] ooh i wouldnt dream of it this all sounds excitin  [ text ] oh btw my name is kinzou!! kinzou shima. just kinzous fine tho [ text ] idk unless youd rather refer to me by my last name shima but honestly its nbd

21: Then there’s tongue

i'm short two people for kokkuri-san tonight. anyone up for it?

[ text ] ooo kokkuri-san eh?? [ text ] sure im down for it just text me the deets [ text ] also if you need i can try to find some1 else to bring with me but just like [ text ] as a backup 

"You’re under arrest."

introvert or extrovert: introvert dawn or dusk: dusk righty or lefty: righty coffee or tea: coffee rain or shine: rain reading or writing: writin g tbh. 

[text] He’s like… An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It’s almost unsettling [text] I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I’ve found the One. [text] Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while… if you happen to find your balls then join us [text] and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered “Simba” [text] so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog. [text] Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever. [text] Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me [text] We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sounds logical. Thank you daylight savings. [text] when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was “chug-a-lug” [text] There’s a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork. [text] Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine [text] My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there. [text] Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten [text] Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly. [text] He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter. [text] we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I’ve ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury [text] I’ve replaced you with thin mints and masturbation [text] Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast. [text] Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time [text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person. [text] I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how’s your day going? [text] We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What’s wrong with this tradition? [text] all i’ve had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila. [text] Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don’t exist? [text] Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special [text] I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes [text] You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy [text] im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster [text] I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on [text] I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion. [text] you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat [text] We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out [text] maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game [text] i think its awesome that according to your mom i’m your friend that caught on fire. [text] So fucked up. Can’t tell if I’m starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out. [text] you traded sex for a burrito? [text] I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos. [text] You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there. [text] it’s not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher. [text] You’re always adorable, but when you’re drunk, you’re like Chia Pet adorable. [text] this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest [text] I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box [text] I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old’s Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day. [text] It’s like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it’s gummy bears and instead of milk it’s vodka. [text] we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying “i mean who doesn’t like cheetos” [text] quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you [text] I left a cheeto on everyone’s car trailing to the house i’m at, hanzel and gretel style. [text] nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs [text] When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar. [text] kinda considering buying a life alert for sophomore year [text] My phone auto-corrects smirnoff to poisoned. I think it is trying to tell me something. [text] Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex. [text] you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing ‘follow the yellowbrick road’. i’m pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted [text] It’s like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job. [text] The world would be so much better with thought bubbles. [text] I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy! [text] You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen. [text] Because when I say ‘You shouldn’t drink anymore’, she hears, ‘I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks’ [text] so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat. [text] You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone [text] never. drinking. again. [text] got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night [text] I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now

This kiss involves kissing someone gently on the eyelids or on a spot near the eyes using the lips. This type of kiss indicates deep affection and is mostly used when saying goodbye to someone or when waking up a loved one.