mask & helmet enthusiast. (bowser irl)

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

Get Calipered, Idiot

grisped

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

americans are like i was gifted child but also i didnt learn other countries existed until i was 35 years old

making this post ruined my life

i think if i were a jedi i would make it my life mission to make yoda angry. i would give anything to hear his little goblin voice mutter the words “thin fucking ice, you are on” and click his little cane on the ground. i would do anything. kick him as im walking and be like “oh sorry didnt see you there.” go with him to the market and try to buy him for four credits and say “oh my bad i thought you were a head of cabbage.” raise all the chairs in the jedi temple just an inch. catch him while he’s sleeping and paint his little nails and then be like “odd that someone caught you slippin master yoda. wonder who could have done that.” leave crumbs in his seat in the jedi council. i mean i would do anything