My wings melted before I could fuck the sun

I love Green Day so much okay <3

Amputees continue to be the funniest people on the planet why are the rest of us even trying

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

happy anniversary

mom, i met her on tumblr dot com she’s totally normal and sane

bestie i was wondering if you wanted to come over so i could hold you in my lap with my hand in your panties, feeling you drool all over my fingers as we pretend to watch a movie

Nice argument. However, I've already pulled up my shirt and placed your hands on my tits.

make out session that turns into shameless dry humping that turns into animalistic fucking

I'm so ready to be in love

When do I get to meet the girl of my dreams?

do you wanna hang out tonight my curse was finally lifted

me when my depressive episode is suddenly over

im just someones weird sister