I had to Google this because I couldn’t believe it was real…but it is…

You will not be able to predict how this ends

If the US military wants so bad to liberate a desert region from a repressive religious organization, Utah is right there.

cancel culture was invented in 1692 in the town of salem, massachusetts

this girl must have pussy like a pizza bc Everytime she fucks me I have little seizures

that awkward moment when you have the zoom link for a formal meeting right in front of you but you don’t want to arrive too early but also don’t wanna be late so you just stare at the screen until it’s the exact right moment to enter the zoom session. I just love how we as humans took the horrible feeling of “I don’t know if it’s appropriate to knock already” and translated it to the internet. 

if camila cabello and james corden stopped traffic doing some dumb attention seeking celebrity shit while i was on my way to my 9 to 5 where i make less in 3 years than they make in a week i would think it was the universe giving me divine permission to run them over

Ted Lasso is like “what if we made the main character a genuinely nice man who treats everyone with kindness” and everyone was like I will absolutely pay for a whole new subscription service just to watch that