NFL Douchebag

All those 12 win MVP seasons that Peyton Manning wasted, he wins the Super Bowl in a year where he's arguably the worst QB in the league.

All these toenail fungus and irritable bowel commercials during the Super Bowl have got me horny.

The Super Bowl Babies commercial is creepy as fuck.  It also explains the low birth rate in Detroit.

The Broncos defense is a unit playing at such a high level, they could win a Super Bowl where their quarterback is using a walker.

Beyoncé, Bruno Mars, and Chris Martin have to be up there on the list of awkward potential threesomes.

Ugh. Coldplay. If I wanted to listen to a bunch of whiny bullcrap, I'd get married.

The Panthers literally just gave a punt returner a 5 second head start.

It's amazing that we've gotten to the point where good, clean hits are booed.

It just wouldn't be an NFL on CBS broadcast without The Big Bang Theory being mentioned a billion times.

Someone needs to talk to Aqib Talib about his penalty addiction.

If you told me that Peyton Manning would be playing in the Super Bowl in 20 years as a cyborg-human hybrid, I'd believe it.

Watch Denver get 3 defensive TDs and Peyton Manning be named Super Bowl MVP.

When Mike Carey said it was a catch, I knew they'd rule it incomplete.