listen I love gays, but I had someone tell me I’m considered a homebody because I don’t stay out late multiple nights a week 💀

my new thing to survive the impending horrors of the upcoming work week is to eat pizza every Sunday and it’s working

I paid $6.20/gallon yesterday 💀 that’s gonna come right out of my yummy treat fund and I’m not happy about it

I can already tell I’m going to get nothing done today

ok HELLO universe I am ready to not be single

while I was in the shower Bossy by Lindsay Lohan came on Spotify and…damn what a forgotten hit

I feel like being so so so so lazy today

I don’t know who my ancestors were and why they only needed to gain weight in their bellies and faces BUT C’MON 😭

I love not doing anything on Saturday nights

is it crazy to tell my friends I have no interest in planning things 2 weeks out every time we hang? I have two very close friends in particular that need that much notice and it drives me insane

I just realized I’m supposed to be at a concert, but I’m fully on the couch under a blanket lol