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you just won an all-expenses paid vacation to abeline on The Price Is Right!!

blood sandwich

luxury ocean cruise to abeline

It's not illegal to listen to Neko Hacker. Just try to arrest me for it, cops. You'll get a free six-week vacation just for trying

tfw sitting in a 60' articulated New Flyer Low Floor looking up the New Flyer Low Floor on Wikipedia, and suddenly feeling self-conscious because the girl next to me may very well have thought that I had some sort of microautistic special interest in buses instead of some sort of microautistic special interest in expected fuel economy per unit occupancy in transit systems. Bus weighs like 20-21 tons and there were like 60-65 people in here fwiw, which totally beats the car-commuter average of something like 1.6 tons of metal per sack of flesh

tell me to stop piping find to grep. Just try

nintendo switch to the polls

everyday i wake up in a gallon of sweat puke blood in the shower turn to malibu ken

I hate having to turn down my headphones because otherwise the bus neighbours will realize that I'm listening to 4orce! by Camellia like last time I was on the bus. They yell at me everyday but I cannot hear because 4orce is playing too loudly