Neymaaah

In case anyone’s wondering is because getting an x ray once is so barely harmful that it rounds to zero but standing in front of an x ray emitter 40 hours a week for years will definitely kill you

If I go to the bar and have one drink with the bartender I’ll be fine. If the bartender has a drink with every patron then they will die

you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months

tragic

Ooooh

this is a good guide but every fuckin time i see this post come around i see the right gif before i see the left one and i immediately think “you’re goddamn right i’ll push a straight. shove a heterosexual right over”

anxiety in the streets, insomnia in the sheets

hey gps lady give me the fastest route to hell

“You have already reached your destination.”

Heck Yes

Is this actually real

This shit my future job..

I will clarify that this is real. I actually do this in my spare time for gift cards and stuff to make online purchases.

Reblog to save a bank account

I’m going to cry at how convenient this is.