Next Stop: Everywhere

Maybe the real Russians were the emails we made along the way.

if somebody says they are bisexual, then they are bisexual. it doesn’t mean they’re confused, seeking attention and/or untrustworthy. let’s stop with the bi-erasure and start respecting bisexuals.

WARM MY HEART

breaking theme because things like this are important

this just made my entire day

Is She Gay or Just an Art Student: A Closer Look at the Lesbian Aesthetic

do you ever look at Successful™ people your age and feel like you’re just floating your way thru life like a very bewildered and directionless bumblebee

ppl always guilt girls right before they cut their long hair… “o no don’t you’ll regret it!” “ur not gonna be able to do anything with it!” “but ur hairs so long & pretty r u sure u want to cut it?” boi I Know what my hair is bc I Lived with it & if I wanna cut it then let me!! lemme tell u everyone told me I’d regret cutting my hip length hair to my chin but guess what!! I’ve had it for a month now & I absolutely adore it I have absolutely no regrets & I would’ve done it much sooner if I hadn’t been guilted into doing otherwise!! stop forcing girls to fit into “conventional” beauty standards & girls do whatever u want ur gonna look great & if it doesn’t look great it’s ok it will grow back but pls don’t let others opinions dissuade u!!!!!!!

whether or not you believe in ghosts, ghost adventures is still top quality comedy. if you don’t believe in ghosts, it’s a show about three white boys who lock themselves in old buildings with overpriced equipment and convince themselves they’re being haunted. if you do believe in ghosts, it’s a show about three white boys who lock themselves in old buildings with overpriced equipment and antagonize the dead.

i will tell anyone who listens about how besides being a loose adaptation of the illiad, the spongebob squarepants movie is about coming out

replace every mention of “being a kid” or “being a goofy goober” with “being gay” and the spongebob sqaurepants movie is about a young gay man who is denied a promotion by his homophobic boss, gets drunk at a gay bar with his friend the night after and comes to work absolutely sauced, then goes on a journey to try to deny his true nature complete with scenes where he and his friend try to fit in at a masculine gay-bashing biker bar, he grows fake facial hair (a “beard”?) and attempts to perform hypermasculinity unsuccessfully, just before he and his friend are captured and die they come out to each other and they cry a tear in the shape of a heart which saves their lives and ride back in victory on the back of david hassellhoff’s butt and then have a glam rock musical number where they radically celebrate themselves and at this point i’m not even making changes to the metaphors here that’s just what happens literally in the movie spongebob is gay