FUCK SCHOOL

mentally im always like that kitty on the beach looking out at the sea longingly

This blogger is a princess🎀

now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

my mom just had a 7cm brain tumor removed and since she's woken up she's been talking nonstop about this dream she had about going to an art gallery full of colourful paintings by a 'homosexual artist' named klimsdorf who was ethereal and wise, both young and old... at first she was convinced he was a real person but after failing to find him online she's accepted he was a figment of her subconscious mind and is now determined to bring him to life via painting his portrait herself. she's 67 and has never drawn in her life. and now this. blorbo from her tumor

Time for some positivity about men. Male joy is honestly a beautiful thing to watch. They pick something was weirdly specific and just go apeshit over how cool it is. I saw a guy at a wine store lose his shit laughing that they had a glass in the shape of a boot. He was grinning ear to ear and saying "it's real! Just like in the movie! My kids are gonna wanna steal this! They are gonna have to get their own!! This is awesome" and it was so cute. This guy was like 6ft 6' and had big crossfit energy and was just a kid again instantly. He was holding it like a kid holds THE toy he wants for Christmas and showing his wife, who was overjoyed to see him so happy. It was hella cute.

Unironically, this is why society would crumble without diversity

i'm literally so obsessed w how doctor who keeps finding new ways to multiply david tennant like he's a cell whos just learned how to perform mitosis

#i think it'd be really funny if one day in the far future donna's on her deathbed and she starts glowing #and everyone's like holy shit you still have enough of the metacrisis to regenerate! #and she regenerates into tenant and is like Are You Fucking Kidding Me

in my sickly haze I somehow installed 2 tumblrs

so interesting news but after using both for a bit, while they initially seemed the same, it has become clear that the right tumblr app takes place in a timeline where 9/11 did not happen

is it better there

you might think so but you'll never believe what happened on 9/12