i amn juste,,,goblin

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“lmao i have dirt on me shoes”

“oh my god i need those fingerless gloves”

“every time i go to the beach i collect as many shells as i can carry and before i leave i bury them in a hole i made for ~safe keeping~”

“nO DONT KICK THE SHINY I WANT IT”

“abolish capitalism lmao”

“who wants to make a dirt cake?”

*sees slug on the ground* “oh FUCK IVE FOUND MY FIRST BORN CHILD”

“no u don’t understand, i need this leaf. it’s gonna go in my leaf journal”

someone: “go to bed” goblin: “time isn’t real. string cheese is. just let me eat”

“mmmmMMMM wötre”

“yes, linda, i do need twelve different small spoons. kindly fuck off”

“did u know that soda can tabs are worth a penny a piece? that’s why i have fucking thousands of them. what do u mean ‘so why haven’t u cashed them in yet?’ i’m keeping them forever”

“knives good, basically”

*goes into a depression* “hozier is my only solace”

“no i will not fix my dresser drawers, i like to see them all wonky like that”

“embrace the moss or it will embrace you”

“worm??? good??????”

“can u have a pet bee without having to worry abt being stung? i don’t like those suits that beekeepers wear”

“backpacks and pants with many and/or large pockets?? sign me the fuck up!!!!!!!”

“acorns and mushrooms are valid bc it looks like they have hats on”

referring to a cactus: “i love my spiky son”

“isn’t it cool how i intentionally misspell words to convey the gobliney emotion behind the text?? isn’t that groovy???”

“:>”

“i have achieved 2 (two) things in my life. both involve obtaining many, many bottle caps”

“cosmo sheldrake is the only person who Truly Gets Me”

“i have a pair of ceramic teeth that i keep in my room”

“ooh a pebble!”

“i always kinda wanted to break all my earrings n keep the stones in my hoard”

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