worrying means you suffer twice

sirius, inspecting his facial hair: don’t worry, prongs. you’re bound to hit puberty soon, i’m sure of it. 

respect your elders, prongs: dumbledore, mcgonagall, your mother, me.

what’s that? i’ve got a watch from your parents before you? 144 more days, prongs. hang in there. 

age before beauty, prongs. no wait, i’ve got that, too. 

as the fairest, tallest, and oldest marauder present, you ought to listen to me.

to lily, when she turns 20: i can’t believe you’re married to a teenager.

how am i one-hundred and forty five days older than you, and i look so young? one of life’s mysteries, i suppose.

-October 31st 1981 is the final day Sirius is only 145 days older.

-Sirius dies June 18th 1996.

-So if we go from October 31st 1981 to October 31st 1995 that’s 365 days a year multiplied by 14 years. Ie 5,110 days. But we can’t forget about leap years. In that time 1984, 1988, 1992 are all leaps years. So we can add an extra 3 days to that making it 5,113 days.

-So then we just need the amount of days between October 31st 1995 and June 18th 1996. Keep in mind 1996 was also a leap year so February is going to have a bonus day. So we need to tack on an additional 231 days.

-That leaves our grand total at 5,344 days older than James. Providing I could math properly today. (Forgive me I’m an English major).

-Or perhaps more helpfully that’s 5,199 days without James.

Sirius: Don’t worry, Prongs. He’ll be fine.

James: Either one must die at the hands of the other. That’s what the prophecy said.

Sirius: I know. And Harry’s gonna send that smarmy dick straight to hell where he belongs.

James: How can you be sure? What if-

Sirius: I just am. You’ll under stand when you’re older.

*james rolls his eyes, cracking a reluctant smile*

Here is my mc in Bill’s old jumper, thinking she’s something special.

But wait…..

Who is this Lucy Hill? And more importantly, WHY DOES SHE HAVE ONE OF BILL’S OLD JUMPERS TOO?!?!?

Wait….

There’s another…. Elena has one.

And it’s not just the girls.

Joseph is in on the Weasley action as well.

So is Jayden…..

And don’t forget Casey because Bill sure hasn’t! 

No wonder Bill always looks so smug. And no wonder he never earns any housepoints. He doesn’t have the time because he’s too busy.

BILL WEASLEY IS A TOTAL PLAYER. ALSO, HOW MANY JUMPERS HAS MOLLY MADE HIM FFS? DOES SHE HAVE A JOB LOT OF MAROON WOOL?

BILL, YOU SMUG BASTARD. I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE.

Autumn Path by Thunderi