you must be MISTAKEN.

SUTTON: so ... i found your number carved into a tree on my run this morning

SUTTON: now im only wondering if u did this on purpose or if theres some really irritated Sasquatch running around planning his vengeance ?

JUNI: it's me. i'm the sasquatch.

JUNI: get out of my swamp.

“goddamn, that’s a lot of shit to take in,” jaycee widens her eyes, shaking her head at the horrific details. “the most scandal we have at the salon is somebody requesting to color their hair lime green.”

❛ I do care about your day but if it’s going to give me nightmares I’d rather not hear all the details. ❜ she admitted. Maisy’s nose scrunched up as she shook her head at Juniper. ❛ Ew, I can just see his rotting flesh and all. Oh my god, could you imagine the flies? Okay. I’m grossing myself out now. ❜

                ‘ if just that’s going to give you nightmares, i don’t know how you EVER sleep at night, ’ juni huffs, though her amusement is clear. ‘ yeah, there were maggots where his eyes used to be. turns out the bathroom ? not a great place for keeping a body unless you want all kinds of nastiness going on. ’

bea looks up at juniper from her book, expecting to hear the rest of the joke until she finishes her story. “oh my god, juni!” her mouth drops open. bea goes back to reading her book. “why did you tell me that, dude? now i can’t stop thinking about it. “

             ‘ no one ever ASKS me how work’s going ! ’ she insists, frown on her lips even as she FIGHTS to keep from grinning. ‘ so i have to take it upon myself to let everyone know. it’s going great, by the way. ’

The brunette’s eyes shifted between the others as she waited a moment just to see if Juniper was actually joking. Though when she didn’t continue, Maisy couldn’t help but hang her head slightly. ❛ Juni, why can’t you start a conversation like a normal person? Now that image is gonna be stuck in my head. ❜

              !!! scully here w my babie juni !! here’s a little bit about her: