dorothea

volume 1: go white boy go

volume 2: no white boy not like that

Also, if you are emotionally repressed and self-involved, and use fantasy roleplay as a means to escape your clearly unresolved mental health issues, you should continue to self-isolate and sabotage your relationships. For uh... reasons. (Mike).

And if you're gay, you need to learn that not everyone is gay like you! Some people are straight, silly! But hey, after being abused and orally assaulted, you will eventually meet a nice guy in a bar. Just don't gay kiss in public! Ew! (Will).

Mike Wheeler when his parents almost die, his sister gets taken by Vecna, all his loved ones are in danger, he goes to the upside down for the first time, his best friend came out as gay, and the world is ending: