New Movie Every Week

watched it while playing sims. good but not as good as the first one. too many plot lines happening. still loving the family dynamic. why did she go to her prom instead of her grandparents wedding???

why do the parents look the same age as the children. wow 10 mins in and i can already see an illegal relationship forming (mum and daughters crush who’s still in school). wow shit friend getting with an ex. Nicholas cage looks like that one guy from minute men. the car ride is so awkward. bulimia 🤪. fun movie

incredibly wholesome. smiled the whole time. he’s not dismissive of everything that comes with loving her and embraces everything. he looks a bit like paul rudd. exactly what family should be

i’ve never seen new york in such actual detail. he only has 25 grand of student loan debt? every time i go to type something the scene changes and i forget what i was gonna say. jensen is so ugly and the disney knees 💀 girl eating chocolate = unhappy girl. it’s been a full year since they’ve seen each other and he’s saying that he’s fully committing to her? for sure. i hate when people sing slightly off time. ew those fishnets. found out from the credits that i just called bon jovi ugly lol. 

i love asa butterfield ive never not liked a movie i’ve watched of his big love 🫶 i hate opening credits. i love her accent. he needs to be in more romcoms. love her scarf. streaks? didn’t realise this was 2013. oh ffs an old person that disappears. his scarf gives tory vibes. family met the now king charles that explains it. he knows she’s not in the army bc of her asthma. sucks to your ass-mar. ewwww cheater 🤢 that’s actually stinking i hate cheaters   no fully his dog got shot like babes it’s not really something to chill out about. oh nvm what a stalker. awk wee cuties 🥰 all of hayley’s outfits are amazing. awk that was adorable

oooo so edgy. yano what i’m gonna go with it. omg beetee from the hunger games. it’s all so serious. that song really? dear diary… yo he is a lil hot. he low-key is hilarious. no way the twins from teen wolf. alright joe from you. omg he’s a stray. he had it coming he had it coming he only had himself to blame. it feels like a video game. why so many police officers in there to begin with? that squirrel suit is so embarrassing. privy to the crux. this literally feels like the cut scenes in a video game. she was definitely being water boarded by her own mask. why is everything wet all the time. just ruin the stunning hardwood floors why don’t you. liked but took itself too seriously at times. 

he got that timothee chalamet posture. that sweater is sick. the hair i can’t. ok troy bolton. ewww wtf. smooth moves john-john. male friendship that isn’t toxic! she is being a lil bratty. but the dad needs to learn to communicate better. smooches! nooo it’s gonna be her dads watch! jeez he’s not a good dad at all. thRoWiNg rOcKS aT YoUr WIndOw aT MiDniGhT. r slur 🤪 a plus parenting all round i guess. shot point blank and his head is intact??? sure ok bc that’s how that works. alright bonnie and clyde. wtf that was the end? no for sure. 

tim curry 🥰 they simply don’t make sets the way they used to and it’s deeply saddening. the sexual assault and objectification of the maid 😍 homophobia 😍 “six all together” “this is getting serious” what a slay. such a good movie

did you see all that branding. got so into it i forgot about this. stunning. 

Zachary Levi 🥰 i can’t find it in a decent quality:( literally 360p. awk no like it’s actually so cute ☺️ nooooooo that’s so sad. wtf that friend is so shit what the hell like babes he literally cannot remember as in he had an aneurysm hen. “documenting the moment” bc he actually needs to 😢 the way he has to bend to kiss her is a bit icky idk it’s just a bit awkward. i literally hate his friend. he’s so horrible. why are both their friends bad people :(. not the poncho 💀 he’s having a full blown panic attack because he’s facing the most traumatic thing that ever happened to him and she’s like hmmm ok but imma go anyway. no. absolutely not. she’s so mean wtf. taking advantage of the fact that he won’t remember and when he want to marry her she disappears? no. and now she waltz’s back into his life to do it all over again? no. 

i have no idea what’s going on. r slur 🤪 ew chris pratt 🤮. f slur 🤪 this soundtrack is everything. pretty good

abusive. hazing 🤪 we all saw that coming. deserved. i hate them. belinda lol. yeah all the jesus stuff is a bit much like she just has the bible with her that debby ryan smirk that she has. getting a tattoo is a sin girl. the don’t fall in love with me line was so out of character. again deserved. like i know it’s not a real school play but he’d actually be so good. imagining all of them sitting there in silence while she lip syncs this for multiple takes is so funny. landon doesn’t owe his dad shit. “take one” “look” such bad acting. the original bad boy and the good girl. why are her bangs so greasy all the time? “i don’t dance” ok. bloody primary school children. ooo an exposed shoulder. “i might be bad at it” stop that’s the cutest thing anyone has ever said. he’s so respectful of her beliefs 🥰 of course it’s cancer. propose to her already. and there it is. love the hair and veil. new sensible car. i loved that. incredible. show stopping

jennifer anniston 🥰 just right girl. omg the fit. that pitch was awful. how did she have the time to tell them all this? that dress 🫶 ew he thinks she’s a cheater. also kevin bacon isn’t hot i’m sorry. 54? dead soon? ok. if she doesn’t end up with nick im actually gonna be fuming. i love the fake dating trope. love. aw i feel so bad for nick. she kind of is being a dick :( parallels. so cute. ended way sooner than i expected but adorable nonetheless. 

it’s barry piles. such a weird vibe to this movie almost like daytime tv soap vibe. smoking indoors? ewww acab. deserved kick to the balls. why is he reading like a little boy. they’re really trying to make it seem like she had an affair. thrupple goals. that’s so sad like patrick can’t do much by himself and now he has to listen to tom and marion arguing about him. that’s so embarrassing he was just stood in there. that’s his move is it? asking about art. jesus right for the crotch. no kiss or anything just a blowjob. no for sure. internalised homophobia 🫶 slur just 🤪 this sex scene is way too intimate. wow not all men used in a right context. poor marion. she knew? he really said “get a grip”. straight up homophobia 🤪 her friend is 🥰 his fit is everything. ew fuck marion. parallels. kinda typical traumatic gay film filled with internalised homophobia and old laws :( 

brendan fraser 🥰 omg it’s paul bettany big fan of his insta. love the van. oh my god that house. love the nazi imagery 🤨 not traumatising at all. a woman with a voice?! despicable. ableism 🤪 omg it’s the mum. it’s ashes bc you asked capricorn for help. his scars are barely noticeable. it’s kinda giving chatty chatty bang bang vibes. now it’s giving kronos. such a sweet ending. 

didn’t realise that chris pine was the villain of the movie :( are they not related in some way? like if they’re both in line for the throne surely they are related in some way. like he literally made a joke about showing her his family tree? they are cute. andrew is such a sweetie. very much underrated. i’ve never heard anyone talk about him but he’s lovely and good looking

so sweet. loved the jokes