That Place With The Stuff

In my new gacha game, you can now pull for scantily clad anime women who represent famous airplane crashes.

we hate you john green

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

hey johny my bro relax

going about my day normally but there's a constant cartoon thought bubble that says "i deserve to be taken out back and shot"

oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is

nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work

putting this post on every machine from now on thank you

You don't need hope. Start planning your future around installing active approval democracy with strong secure social safety nets and rigorous education in critical thinking and history. Then, you can have what you were wanting to buy--your freedom.

can you just go to hell?

I think we should kill you with hammers ngl

I mean... 🤷🤷 I'm not doing anything but I fail to see how that's relevant...

you’re talking like a r*dditor and it’s making me angry

i thought they were gonna say "you dont need hope you need my foolproof system"

idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????

'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa

the world is so big and beautiful