new girl incorrect quotes

cece: stop volunteering to take your shirt off. nobody’s asking you to take your shirt off.

jess: you have to apologize to them, nick.

schmidt: ah, jess did the dishes.

jess: i believe you’re capable of much more!

nick: that’s it, we're going mattress shopping.

Where'd you go? We miss you!!

jess: in legally blonde, elle won her case because she was true to herself and dressed cute.

winston: do you think laundry detergents have different tastes?

nick: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because jess says nice things to me every day and her love protects me.

nick: i am straight-up depressed. jess has been doing her best to cheer me up. she gave me this sticker this morning just for waking up.

winston: when nick was younger, he only thought he had to use deodorant on one armpit.

winston: jess, you have a lot to offer. you’re funny, you’re smart...

jess: [after trying to help cece study] you’re looking at a solid D.

jess: stop hitting on cece, it’s her wedding day!

nick: aside from cooking, what basic life skills do i not have?

jess: so, how's motherhood treating you?