New-Berry

All you need to know to understand this is the soul mark trope and what tattoos look like.

I’m using Stephon and Devin because, I’m going to be very honest here, I think they are hot and they have a lot of tattoos.

Devin Vassell / Jalen Brunson

You’ll have to imagine a world where the tradition of the NBA is the captain of the winning team gets to pick a player from the losing team for a “I’m the champion” blowjob.

Devin offers himself in Victor’s place.

Brazil-Japan: Brazil. But I think it will be tighter than Brazil want. I think Brazil have gotten their wobble out of the way.

Germany-Paraguay I can never vote for the Germans but they are going to win despite my curses.

Netherlands -Morocco. Morocco and not only becuase I hate the Netherlands, Morocco aren’t the surprise of last tournament but I think they can still win.

Cote d’ Ivorie vs Norway. Norway should, and for mother-in-laws partner I don’t mind if they win. Personally I would love Cote d’ Ivorie to win but I think it’s Norway.

France -Sweden. France. I hope there is a sexy goal. From both! I am giving a chance of sexy goal to this game.

Mexico-Ecuador. I made my husband pick, he says Mexico he has seen all their games and I have only seen a couple. Since I can’t have him be right Ecuador.

England -Dr Congo. They wil thump the DR or it will be squeaky bum time. I don’t see Dan playing but Wissa will. A wissa goal and an England win. (I feel I may be the. Umber one wissa tumblr at this point. )

Belgium-Senegal. I can’t call it but I desperately want Senegal to win. Fuck Belgium they have done enough damage to African countries. (I will take a sexy KDB goal)

USA-Vs Bos… not even going to copy and paste. US win.

Spain- Austria I think Spain have needed a game where they look like they have magic and this should be the game. I don’t rate Austria at all. So watch me be wrong.

Portugal-Croatia surely the two most disappointing big teams? Croatia for @longeyelashedtragedy!

Switzerland-Algeria Algeria purely on vibes I can’t say for sure. But the Algeria-Austria game the other day was a beauty with a glorious ending and so I pick them.

Australia-Egypt. Egypt becuase they are playing Australia.

Argentina vs Cabo Verde really the only question is who gets Messi’s shirt.

France and (gross) Germany have looked convincing in all areas. Brazil and Argentina and Spain (in Order) have looked mostly convincing. England and America have looked surprisingly convincing with wobbles, Morocco, Senegal Switzerland have a convincing air Morocco more than the other two. Morocco reset the best.

Portgaul Ecuador and Egypt have not looked convincing but or particularly well coached but, much like Belgium, still there and half will be still there in round of sixteen but I’d trust a coin toss equally with my pick.

I have seen Norway and the Netherlands play and I don’t remember much, except Norway’s second team literally looks like the temu of their first team. Also picking Ghana over Columbia.