you're my weakness

Ich hoffe, dass dein schlechtes Karma dich irgendwann umbringt. Und ich werde da sein, falls es dabei Hilfe braucht.

Egal was auch jemand euch angetan hat, jemandem den Tod zu wünschen oder derartiges ist Ehrenlos und peinlich. Schämt euch mal, danke

The heavens parted, and delivered unto us a scion of hope, a glimmer of immortality. This song.

Its been a few hours since I posted this and I’m pretty sure I’ve gone back to listen to it about twelve times now and each time it still makes me almost develop a hernia from laughing so much.

During the first chorus? I had to RUN FOR THE WASHROOM because I laughed so hard I almost peed myself.

Wenn du fällst vergiss zwei Sachen nicht. Wer dich geschubst hat und wer dich nicht festgehalten hat.

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that zac efron has a yolo tattoo

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.