the girl in the dress

After you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death.

how many muggle born kids showed up at hogwarts like, “i get you’re into magic and don’t get me wrong, magic is awesome, but please don’t try and tell me quills and inkwells make more sense than pencils. i realize you have an aesthetic going, but admit it’s that. admit it’s just for looks.”

Imagine how many muggles parents looked at the supply list and went “Parchment? Quills? INKWELLS? Fuck this we’re going to staples.”

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

i love taylor swift because she tortures people who hate her by ignoring them when they shade her then including them in songs that make her millions and strengthen her legacy while they fade into irrelevance

At this point Taylor Swift could get hit by a car and the whole world would be like “WHY were you IN the car’s LANE. YOU were ASKING FOR IT. You have MANIPULATED this to be the VICTIM. The CAR did NOTHING to YOU.”