hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month

when i’m on my period my vagina is like the 2000 general election…all that Bush and Gore

me in the pussy if im being fully honest

i appreciate your candid tell all style approach to my posts

My hobbies include being weird and then being like why did I say that

minimalism is cool but have you ever had all the things you love in your room

THEY SHOULD INVENT LOVE THATS OUT THERE FOR ME

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

honestly traumadumping randomly is kind of funny. my coworker asked a customer how her day was and she was like "not great because [describes entire divorce]". like ok girl let it out

kinda ableist when people tell you to kill yourself in asks and replies and they just assume you know how to do that. my parents never taught me to kill myself and we didn't have suicide classes at my school so... it's not that simple

just so you know i know this dynamic is toxic and i'm not romanticizing it :/ i'm actually sexualizing it

t shirt that says “i used to be worse”

i'm my mothers' daughter and my fathers' son what's not clicking.

everyone who's reblogged this and said they're their mothers' son and fathers' daughter - you get it