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Northernlion: Hey chat can I hit you with this one? *unrecognisable character voice* What's the deal with bathroom penis? -2? What the hell are you talking about? Ah, you wouldn't get it. You probably think Seinfeld should be rebooted into an animated film so that you can consume it passively without thought for the importance of the original format or the cultural context it exists in. You literally can't comprehend the societal impact of something you yourself haven't experienced and for that you'll always fall short of establishing a legacy beyond living minute-to-minute, like some kind of infant. *in the cadence of chicken jockey* BATHROOM PENIS! Yes, man!

really very funny that the hermits put out all those psas to not do all that weird rpf shit in the live chat because they were clearly planning on doing it all themselves anyways

at this moment, every child in britian holds their breath as they wait to find out if zombiecleo was one of their teachers

the first thing about rpf to understand is that it is ultimately fiction and we will never understand the true inner workings of the lives of celebrities because there is always going to be a veil of performance clouding the way we perceive them. the second thing about rpf to understand is that it’s always true + real and it happened exactly as i imagine it in my mind

POV you are watching the hermitcraft gamer’s outreach stream. A beautiful woman comes on screen that you don’t recognise. This must be Cleo, finally face revealing! She opens her mouth. It’s Etho.

Northernlion: Hey chat can I hit you with this one? *unrecognisable character voice* What's the deal with bathroom penis? -2? What the hell are you talking about? Ah, you wouldn't get it. You probably think Seinfeld should be rebooted into an animated film so that you can consume it passively without thought for the importance of the original format or the cultural context it exists in. You literally can't comprehend the societal impact of something you yourself haven't experienced and for that you'll always fall short of establishing a legacy beyond living minute-to-minute, like some kind of infant. *in the cadence of chicken jockey* BATHROOM PENIS! Yes, man!