always bring a banana to a party

for now my digital footprint is pretty easy to undo- just stab it with the sonic and poof I was never here- and in any case you'd never believe me, not fully anyway- love that about you lot, so here goes- allonsy!

I'm always, only, just The Doctor. I'm a nine hundred and three year old time lord, previous resident of 4201 The Shed, Gallifrey, Constellation of Kasterborous, The known universe. Just if you want to send a letter.

But I probably won't get it for a 'nother hundred years- I'm a traveler you see. A tourist- and occasionally guide but I don't like to brag- of time and space.

My first mate is Rose Tyler (@b4d-wolf); avid ABBA enthusiast, means an hour when she says "just a minute", has a very rare combination of fingerprints, and is preferred over me by my own ship.

Didn't think I just go the long way 'round didya? I have a state of the art type forty TARDIS. Stands for time and relative dimension in space. Good, innit?

And another thing- hold on.

Wait. Someone's- something's- taking over the controls I'm going to lose you hold o-

*boop*

HIYO- MOD HERE (main blog @renbugs-copper-crown)! Here's some more information about our lovely little coughcoughselfcentered martian!

Pronouns: any

Knowledge of canon: up to mid-s2. No audio dramas except the stone rose.

What is welcome for this blog: ASKS!!! ask away! I also really enjoy giving ppl comfort so if you need some cheering up/vague reassurance I'll be your guy.

please. very very strongly. no NSFW asks. I am a minor.

along w/ that I'm also currently in school and very overloaded w/ work so please be patient with the asks I promise I'll get to them.

This also means its very difficult for me to keep along with a storyline so generally avoid roping me into, although insanely fun, very time required things.

Er. Hi. Been a minute. Things happened. Hamlet & Koschei have been alarmingly incurious about it- Turns out I’m Gallifreyan. Figured you’re a Doc, you’d want to know. …uh…

How’s Rose and things?

That’s impossible. All of our- all of my kind were murdered. By me.

(Super duper long pause)

…uh

you're not a companion or some kind of mentor

you're a pet

-@denise-from-philly

quite a bold statement don’t you think- given that you know nothing about me because if you did…well…

that’s the last thing you would have said.

plus if timelords were pets we would be like parrots- you’d have to put us in your silly little post mortum to do list.

anyway who are you? And don’t take it personally but I doubt we’re going to get on. Just. Based off of first impressions.

No. That’s a human-specific defect as with a surprising number of things.

Still love ya though.

rose we should go visit your mother and stay there for at least four whole days.

oh and we should watch titanic :>

…mind if I inquire what these almost-certainly normal-person reasons are?

*In the note, it says*

"Hey Starman! Just your friendly reminder that you are brilliant and you deserve all the love and good things in the Universe! Have a cupcake and a lovely day! :D

- from the girl who wanders"

Ooo lovely what do we have here- cupcake, likely red velvet (//mods fav :333) verrry nice…

*pops it into his mouth*

*then notices the note and reads it, his eyes crinkling in a smile*

*swallows cupcake*