it be like that sometimes

isn't it suspicious how people who don't like me are ugly and are doomed to an eternity in hell while people who like me are so beautiful and have been forgiven and live under the grace of God

It’s D B Cooper

It’s DB Cooper.

women’s flat chests

your true colors are showing for reblogging men’s tits but not this post smh

i cant leave america because what if i get a beverage and it’s not huge

im sorry i cant take joji listeners seriously like that literally is filthy frank

evrybody hate me and want me dead. except for god he said faggot! you will live forever

if i was famous id make it my hobby to search for every celebrity x reader about me just so i could comment “i wouldnt do that.”

every single year there is some headline like 30 children vaporised into ashes in record heatwave and the most unpleasant person u have ever met is like "they could NOT handle texas 🤣"