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in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot

thank you for playing stupid games. unfortunately due to ongoing supply line issues, right now we can only give out normal prizes

gay people have access to a secret second internet where everybody’s always posting bad-luck-brian memes but they’re weird and sort of scary

Ranking all my tumblr mutuals from most to least likely to put me in a nefarious contraption

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

I feel like you guys are blogging without me

I can always post worse

you could spell it like horce