Fuck society.

sext: “did you see the moon tonight?”

i think if you reach into my mouth and down to my throat you’ll pull out black sticky anger and you can drag it out of me for hours and there will always be more

u and me watching the moon

raising the height of my monitor by gently placing two fingers along the bottom edge and pressing upwards, as if it were the upturned chin of a lover kneeling before me, whom I am gazing down at with warmth and affection and barely contained hunger.

I'm normal about computers and you can trust me with your technology

It's true, what they say. It sucks to suck. SAD. But true

I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about

pretend i never said any of that stupid or annoying stuff

I love when there's characters that are pair bonded and you know that wherever one of them is the other is also gonna be there.

Not necessarily romantic (either in the text or through a shipping lense). Yeah this is my guy don't split us up. No particular reason.

How to make friends in your mid 20s asking for a… nevermind

the purpose of friends is to have people who unconditionally hate your shitty exes & relatives. like maybe YOU have a complex relationship with your father but i sure don't. i'm outside his house with a gun. he's not the unforgivable asshole who raised me he's just an unforgivable asshole

Need to deploy some sort of mandatory seminar to IT people, "How to make your security upgrade instructions not look like a phishing email"