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Mentally floating face down in a river

literally being in your 20s is about breathing in black mold

cis people who worry too much about trans people hitting on them are so funny i just cant understand them. are you scared of winning the lottery too?

"what if you found out this guy who asked you out has a pussy? or what if this woman has a dick?" i would do backflips and shout WAHOO YIPPEE HIP HIP HOORAY

the people arguing with me about this are funny to me, he is from the southern most region of hyrule working on a farm and also the only guy in the province wearing eyeliner and spiky hair. he is also secretly a dark beast

manager in the fanfiction universe: I don't care how many flower petals you're coughing up. You need to come in today

I do not respect the grind. Go to bed

people who are like "oh but you can just buy x thing online" are missing the point. its about the joy and journey

"just find it on amazon" what next. do you want me to throw rocks at babies too