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2016: Brexit and Trump is president of the United States

2017: Kim Jong-Un elected as Secretary General of the United Nations

2018: Sauron reclaims the One Ring

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Scientist: *sees a spider with long legs* Scientist: I think I’ll call it daddy…… Daddy long legs

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can u imagine becoming internet famous as like a toddler and growing up and having to explain to people like “oh yeah there was a viral video of me when I was three saying “I smell like beef” in a creepy voice”

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girl: come over

me: i cant

girl: i understand

me: i love you

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reasons why we don’t make fun of seemingly odd triggers

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I sat here staring at that last panel for a solid minute, reading then reading again. This is just something else.

lady: yes i was wondering if you could tell me when my boyfriend will propose :)

me, pretending to be a fortune teller because i'm being chased by a monster a la scooby doo and i ran into the fortune teller's booth at this carnival and disguised myself so the monster would be confused but then a lady came in and paid me to tell her fortune thinking i was the fortune teller to begin with: dump him

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People: are you ok?

Me: yea

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me taking a personality test: whats the right answer whats the right answer whats the right answer whats the right an

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