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“You were right, Mittens. Humans don’t fall on their feet.”

INFJ brain: “It’s just chemistry. I don’t have to act on it until I know I absolutely want to. I’ll get involved with someone when I know I’m ready. And right now, I know I’m not ready. I trust myself to know when I’m ready and I trust myself to only pursue someone when that time comes.” INFJ heart: *has like 3 on-going crushes* *daydreams romantic situations to excess* *can’t stop the feels* INFJ: “…fuck”

Yuuuuppp…

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

I’ve been feeling sick so it’d be nice if I could get some

if your blog had a smell, what would it smell like?

a great look is the mama mia the movie look…like carefree girls and women of all ages living on a scenic beach shore with their friends and family and its always sunny and everybodys always in some state of partial undress w a bathing suit on and theres only 2 men on the island and one of them is colin firth

Adonis 😍

The last one.. ughhhhhhh… I want to see his bad boy….

Dead…

Really? Well at least I know if I make dick jokes in his presence, he’ll laugh…

Gutter-mibded Tom is best Tom 😈

if you ever think about sending me an ask and decide not to cause “oh she doesn’t care” or “oh I don’t want to bother her” literally I’m the loneliest piece of shit you can find and would still love you if you sent me the word nuzzle over and over again