norpy la la land

me

Source: Zoo Magazine, 1936.

Today's Seal Is: Willing To Discuss

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alt: this video is so disturbing, it warps and distorts from a blank screen to display a norpy record. on the album cover, a pinniped of seals on ice stares pathetically, with parental advisory explicit content. on the vinyl itself, a serene seal sleeps soundly. All the while, with the dissonance of the alarming music, blissful seals on a background of microsoft bliss, helpfully ping in..but are they friend or sinister? each one adds and fades away as the next forlorn tone rings out. they group up as they increase at the end, and the norpish record distorts again to fill our vision.

the devious sniler

1 absurdly large grain of rice

will he get treats? or tricks?

fuckignm idiot. can't evben read. -_-

my watery friend... are you too brushed with the pattern of the dappled light...?