Stare death in the face and give a little laugh!

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

COOKIES ACQUIRED

how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

Oh my god it’s back

I live in Virginia, and my parents live in Pennsylvania.  They once shipped something to me and it came to Virginia by way of CALIFORNIA. 

Arkham knight is fun because the mystery isn’t who the Arkham knight is it’s figuring out wtf you’re supposed to do

And I'm fucking stuck!

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

3th time i’ve reblogged this

3th

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

YES NONE PIZZA WITH THE LEFT BEEF

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF

none pizza with left beef

Yeah

NONE PIZZA WITH LEFT BEEF HAS RETURNED TO GRACE US ONCE AGAIN

THE HOLY GRAIL OF TUMBLR

Hey, I'm really lonley, will you be meh fren :)

I am somehow every single one of these.

God, I feel personally attacked!

two of my sisters think that writing fanfiction is a shameful and embarrassing hobby. So please reblog if you disagree because honestly i have to hide a piece of who i am just because they dont like it.

Fanfiction is great

Fanfiction is just as good as published books and no one can tell me otherwise!

EXCUSE ME?? F 

F

F

WHAT??! F

NOOOOOOOOO

f.

F

*throws F’s* TAKE THEM!!!! TAKE ALL THE F’S

F for fuck my childhood :(

I’ve never hit reblog faster or harder.

YES!!! IMAGINE PEOPLE THINKING IT’S NEVER OKAY TO LAUGH!!! EXPRESS YOUR EMOTIONS, DEAR!!!

I don’t give a flying fart what type of blog you have, this is relevant for everyone.

This is absolutely something everyone needs to read

REBLOGGING.

I’m reblogging this because it’s important and people need to see this.

Please don’t let this get lost in the ocean of bullshit that is tumblr. Leelah deserved better.

This needs to be shared. Parents, you may not agree with some of your kid’s choices but don’t keep them from making them if it isn’t hurting them.

This needs to get more notes. She deserves more recognition

Her parents killed her…

She deserved better.

Sleep is like a drug addiction. We physically depend on it and become angry and even depressed when we don’t get enough of it.

But they consider the sober ones crazy or claim that they have "problems"