Have Courage and Be Kind

reblog for noises

The great wizard

the scene in ex machina where oscar isaac is dancing in a room full of red lights wearing a low cut top should’ve been nominated for an oscar the bit where domhnall goes ‘you tore up her picture’ and oscar isaac just goes ‘i’m gonna tear up the fucking dancefloor’ is a work of art

Horny on main will now be punishable by death

hell

great!!!! see you there my dude

every time i have an inner transformation i pick up duolingo again

Millennial self change is marked by duolingo and meal prepping

it’s so difficult not being able to use milennial humor in a corporate setting. like i made a mistake today and i wanted to tell my supervisor it’s because i suffer from Dumb Bitch Disease, but do you think that would fly?? fuck no. i gotta say shit like, “sorry for the misunderstanding!” i can’t wait till the workforce is made up entirely of millennials and i can say “sorry i drank idiot juice for breakfast this morning” and my coworkers will be like “oh worm.”

my parents……..Were Right