Nerd Storming

That's okay, I didn't need my eyes anyways.

After watching Egg and Dunk eat their sandwiches I had to give it a goo.

Oops.

Maybe.

15 hours translated to days in my heart & mind.

I think fanfiction is making me slightly more dramatic.

So I decided to do it myself to provide some examples:

I'd like to sue Takezo the Unrivaled on several charges.

Undue stress. He was supposed to die or surrender like all the others. Since I am the main character, he's supposed to die quicker. Except, I died quicker than quickness that quickened quickest.

He made me feel like a weak ass side character that can't follow the main character's fighting moves like in DBZ. At one point Your Honor, Takezo the Unrivaled had disarmed me and I didn't even notice until I was hitting him with flat palms *cries* and THEN I died.

For depleting my health bar by just the air that flows after the swing of his sword. Illegal brutality.

Takezo the Unrivaled chose a terrible environment knowing it was too small a space and the weather gave me frostbite. I need compensation to cover the medical bills. This should also include my therapy sessions for PTSD. That's "Post Takezo Stress Disorder" Your Honor... *uncontrollable wails*

-granted 5 minutes recess-

Just the sheer disrespect when I'm giving the fight all that I've got and he has the nerve to say "make it memorable"! Mf, I can't breathe at this altitude! What do you mean???!!

And last of all, the littering. It may seem petty but he is a role model with responsibilities. He can't be going around defacing the pristine environment of Ezo with the names of his unsuspecting, innocent, and completely sane victims.

Thank you, Your Honor.

*Gets wheeled off the stand in a hospital bed with life support machines trailing behind*

90% done at 90 hours.

-someone tired.