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NOOOO NOT TWITTER, Oh my GOD NOOO we have to act quick.

y’all should rb this to all of your blogs if you have more than one, just saying

//AMERICAN FOLLOWERS, GO DO THE THING, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, N O T A DRILL!

WHAT THE FUCK IT SAYS IM MANURE??? 😨😨

#everyone thinks of dr seuss as some sweet old guy who wrote kids books and made up cute words#little do they know he was the most hardcore political motherfucker to ever draw cartoons for newspapers of all time basically#he was of german and jewish descent and got bullied a lot as a kid#then he grew up and drew cartoons for the school paper#and when he got fired for being to fucking real for the paper to handle he made up a new name and KEPT SUBMITTING THEM ANYWAY#BECAUSE HE NEVER FUCKED AROUND FOR A SECOND#DID YOU KNOW DR SEUSS DID A FEATURE LENGTH DOCUMENTARY AFTER WWII ABOUT HOW WWII WASN’T ACTUALLY OVER AND THE NAZIS WERE STILL ALL AROUND#IT WAS CREEPY AS ALL FUCK AND MORE HARDCORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW#IT WON A FUCKING OSCAR OR SOME SHIT#HE DID KIDS BOOKS ON A WHIM HIS REAL TALENT WAS DISMANTLING FASCIST REGIMES WITH ADORABLE BLACK AND WHITE SKETCHES OF TURTLES#OH YEAH AND YURTLE THE TURTLE WAS ABOUT HITLER#AND THE SNEECHES WERE ABOUT SEGREGATION#SO FUCK Y’ALL AND YOUR CANDY-ASS VISION OF DR SEUSS

I think almost all of his stories have a deeper meaning and Horton Hears a who was written as an apology to the Japanese after WWII

Holy guac

Also the Pro-life movement used his line “a person’s a person no matter how small” on their literature without his permission, and he made them stop using it an apologize because he was pro-choice.

okay but before reading the caption I thought these were contemporary cartoons in the style of dr suess, and the fact that these are so relevant again is pretty scary

fred says Fuck

Reblog if you would rather live next to a Syrian refugee than a person who opposes the entry of Syrian refugees into the country.

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

reblog if you want to have cole sprouses babies

>:p

>:D homestukc……

Yes????????

ur cool……..

Thanks!! Your pretty cool too :33

i wonder how many people in the brandom read homestuck >-

HRM…. ya know thats a really good question… OK WHO HAS READ HOMESTUCK AND WHATS YOUR CLASSPECT??

i think id be a Bard of Time!

IM A KNIGHT OF SPACE!! ONE WOMAN FROG BREEDING MACHINE!!

Slyph of heart :>

If you still need more people, I’m down!

sorry but you’ll be top of list for my next one :)

Okiedoke, that's fine :)

If you still need more people, I'm down!

I haven’t yet, but I just offered to.

i didnt technically sell my soul i just summoned zalgo

I put mine in a lava lamp?

reblog this and i promise on my dogs' lives i will drop two random compliments and a question in your ask box.

my friends r so talented. rb if ur friends are talented