Hello Nerds

Being nonbinary in a country with a heavily gendered language is NOT for the weak

apologies Etsy witches, I was unfamiliar with your game

This has to be the hardest anyone has died on that hill in recent history.

who was the first person to write “tongues battling for dominance” and have they issued a public apology yet

I would love to know the context of this specifically

why doesn’t school teach you actual life skills like how to meet rich businessmen

It’s easy, become a maid to a ritzy hotel and get kidnapped by the rich businessmen.

I have no memory of writing this

*gets hit with feelings i thought i was over with* mmm i see that we’re recycling now

how dare you do that to baby 

This is so goddamn beautiful

Every penny counts my guy

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

Someone gimme that Pratchett quote from Men At Arms, you guys know da one!

*snaps fingers frenetically*