boop

I’m always a slut for deep conversations and exploring our feelings at 1am

me every fucking time at 4 in the fucking morning: why is no one online lol

ME

shoutout to me for ruining my own life

i am stupid for free. no one pays me to be this stupid and i think that’s very brave

you fucks better start using colored text everywhere like you’re a school girl who just got a pack of glitter pens for her 12th birthday

Or a pen with multiple colors

*click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *cliiiiiiiick*

inspired by Animal Crossing, I’ve started doing this thing where I mail my best friends a framed picture of myself and then never speak to them again

I actually hate being sappy like I’ll say “I missed you today” then immediately drag them to diffuse the situation

“Where were you today? I missed u. Thought ya lil ugly ass went and joined the soul circus”

oh my god do people here like toto’s africa ironically? but… i genuinely love it. jt’s so good.

Reblog if u genuinely love Africa by toto

Only gay people can read this

shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father’s house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,

This took a weird turn, but I’m still on board

I would probably do all of those!

people who are horny on fb are absolutely focking unhinged