Hamlet Was Gay

I’m a person with feelings, thoughts, struggles. I’m not someone to just use whenever it’s convenient. I’m a wonder. A goddess. Filled with love. I’m still here despite not wanting to be. I have a family. Close friends. I’m not going to let my weekly therapy sessions go to waste for someone that refuses to see the stars in my eyes or the care in my heart. I am a beautiful creature and anyone who thinks anything less can leave.

I have so much love for this film, and for the moment following this where Benoit tells her that, if Harlan had listened to her, he would still be alive. The blame is taken from her, in the kindest possible way, by someone she trusts. After all the goalpost moving and ‘ah, gotcha!’ and obsession with spoilers in cinema over the last decade, with characterisation abandoned and plotlines left unresolved, knives out is a kind film. It isn’t obsessed with tricking you or catching you out, just wants you along for the ride

Make the plot twist “people are good and kind” more often you cowards

so many mornings I need Dionysus to do this for me

Feel how you will about Bo Burnham but “y’all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?” is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard in a song

NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE NEED A DISPENSER HERE

Building a bathroom for the shopping district in Sims.

If you don’t pee after sex you’re gonna get an HDMI like it’s just that simple ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

aw fuck = “I can’t believe you’ve done this”