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the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
god it's all so true
Da vinci? Trite
Michelangelo? Mediocre
Picasso? Uninspired
None can match my peerless talent.
i forgot what this video was about and immediately burst out laughing. throwback to my most beautifullest rats
Tsundere this, yandere that. I'm a wandere. You took your eyes off me for two seconds and I've already fucked off. Saw something cool glint on the other side of the continent and I'm on my way to check it out.

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today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said ā12:30, reminds me of a clock :)ā and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like ālike the time on a clock, just reminds me of it⦠12:30ā and they said āi have no idea what youāre talking aboutā¦ā with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said āi just bombed so hard with this clock commentā and then realized the customer hadnāt moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well
my mind palace is not up to code
i gotta remember this
A room called āThe Doll Roomā thatās full of dolls is⦠mundane.
But a room called āThe Doll Roomā that only has one doll in it? Thatās fresh
If a person shows you their Doll Room and itās full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, yāknow? Itās normal, itās a hobby
But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll⦠somethingās going on with that one doll!
Important question for tumblr
What about bathrooms?
Which is more unsettling: lots of dolls staring at you in a bathroom, or one doll staring at you in a bathroom
if there are any dolls at all in the bathroom I am turning around and leaving and never coming back
Curlie, I thought you were askingĀ āis it more unsettling to have one bath in a room, or multiple baths?ā As a result, my reply to you earlier must have seemed completely incoherent. My apologies.
Honestly if someone was like āthis is my bathroomā and it was just a room full of bathtubs I would not know what to do with myself
Not too long ago there was a post circulating of an AI-drawn houseplan that had three tubs in one of the several bathrooms.

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im dizzy from laughing at this image
no fucking way it wasnāt original character this whole time š
Rip to the āleshawna ball original characterā believers
did it work
THE VERY FIRST STAR TREK SLASH FIC PUBLISHED
āA Fragment out of Timeā, published in 1974. Kirk / Spock. page 1 page 2
I had to share it with you because I canāt stop laughing, and every time I reread it it just gets funnier and fUNNIER
This fan fiction is older than the push-through tabs on soda cans.
Your grandma wrote this on her Commodore 64.
I miss my Commodore 64
Oh my dear, sweet children. The Commodore 64 came out in 1982. This was produced on a typewriter and probably mimeographed. And while it may seem funny now, it took more courage to write and distribute this than you will ever Ā know.
Reblogged for that last comment.
respect your elders
Children, in the olden days fanfiction was written on a typewriter, copied and sent by snail mail. Getting one one of those letters from across the world was every bit as exciting as getting a notification that your favorite writer posted a new fic.
Itās been said before, but the fact that this fic begins with the dialogue assertion āWeāre by no means setting a precedentā is endlessly amusing to me.
Diane Marchant changed all our lives. May she rest in peace.
The precedent line is especially amusing when you bear in mind that āA Fragment Out of Timeā is not only the first Star Trek slashfic to be published in a widely distributed magazine: itās believed by some to be the first slashfic of any kind to be widely published.
In 1974 it was illegal to send pornography through the USPS. So distributing fic like this via mailed newsletter was literally dangerous. And they knew it.
My one friend really likes "yo mama" jokes, but she feels bad for saying them to me because my mama's dead, and lately she's been circumventing this by adding "in heaven" to them, a concept I was introduced to with zero warning via a text that said, "Yo mama's so stupid she's in heaven pre-heating the microwave."
a story about tumblrās collective ability to fact check
new website, same internet (part 2)
Breaking News: Number of Notes ā Verification!

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my humor 2016
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