"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

thy mother

Art thou for fucking real

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

my body knows something that i don’t and i can’t get her to talk to me

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

no, actually, i can’t be friends with someone who has opposing political views. this is mostly due to the fact my views are “people deserve rights”

i wont worry about it i say to myself with the always worried disorder

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

the kids in hsm2 shouldve unionized that country club

whatever 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟

I did my PhD in a fish lab, and one time I was emailing a fish company, and the guy emailed me back with the signature “Best fishes,” followed by these guys