Neeyo

Suicidal (fruity) bastards who will do anything to protect their loved ones but think they are unlovable and that no one cares about them

Park Moondae at Seon Ahyeon: Why is he tagging along? This guy must be looking down on me.

Seon Ahyeon: He's the only one who didn't judge me for my stutter problem and treated me normally. I love this man and will follow him to the ends of the earth

PM at Lee Sejin: This guy is definitely mocking me that's why he's always around. He's also manipulating us to get his way. I'll try sabotaging him.

Lee Sejin: Lol this guy is hilarious to be with, a great tactician, and also freaking smart. I'll definitely make him my friend.

PM at Kim Raebin: This guy just picked me to be a pawn to his chess. He's definitely gonna sacrifice me.

Kim Raebin: Oh my gosh I can't believe it I'm actually teamed up with PM! He saved me from the criticism and gave me ideas for my song rearrangement. He's the ace in my team and I want to be by his side!

PM at Bae Sejin: This guy is always stiff around me. I bet he hates me.

Bae Sejin: I am a fan of his singing so much that I can't tell him in words. He deserves to win at everything.

PM at Cha Eugene: His fans hate me and we're being pitted against each other. He must think I'm ugly and a shitty dancer.

See, he already has such affinity with nature due to his APs, alongside people commenting how he smells like nature and forests. And considering all of this, animals are always rather fond of him (this part is canon).

So, maybe he discovers that he can talk to them after gathering about 3-4 APs, and just shrugs it off, adaptable as he is.

Now imagine his fam randomly finding him sitting on trees, birds perched on his shoulders and squirrels nibbling on his loose shirt.

Imagine finding him lying in a meadow and an hour later, there's literal snakes coiled around him sleeping peacefully. He wakes up, groans, and shifts them a little to turn over and continues napping. All to his family's horror.

Instead of sending scouts and receiving reports, he just whistles and a hawk emerges out of nowhere and lands on his head. While Raon is left feeling odd in the corner.

Imagine him chatting with doves, saying things like 'what, your house got destroyed? Tsk,' and inviting them over to the trees near his villa. Saying 'that's the way to my home, there's a lot of bushes there' while pointing directions to a hedgehog. Imagine him watching a pair of swans and smiling so brightly, shouting 'congratulations!' and the swans actually bow politely and swim away. All the while others are just ????

Imagine the plethora of misunderstandings since Cale never bothered to explain anything. Some assume it's his usual shenanigans, while some actually find it terrifying.

And he always carries a strange pouch with him. Others think its some mysterious power or a bunch of golden plaques. But no. It's a bag containing premium quality bird feed, nuts, dried flowers and fruits and sometimes, bird eggs. And worms. And raw meat. Because believe it or not, even animals don't work for free (He wouldn't accept bothering them for free either).

Please i want to see him nodding and humming along to rabbits settled around his lap, complaining of their lives. I want these goofballs to spread news around the continent of a human who looks even prettier than disney princesses.

Like really, Cale's already such a Disney Princess talking to animals and recruiting them do to his bidding - we could add this to canon and literally nothing changes.

...Well, maybe that part with Elisneh having rats spy to look for Cale and co. in Caro Kingdom. Instead of hiding from them in the ceiling, Cale could just bribe the rats to betray Elisneh haha. Or maybe recruit some wild cats instead for free food (kinda like the Dark Elves in the Empire... now that I think about it, this comparison fits too well. Alberu's spirit animal is literally a feline! lol). Either way, same outcomes.

All of those examples of Cale communicating with animal are hilarious, but my favorite one is the swans. Congrantulating a pair of monogamic birds is SUCH a Cale thing to do for some reason 🤣 I wanna see Cale attend a swan wedding now lol

Coming soon for the @destielaureversebb: “Dean Can('t) Explain, or Sam Considers Homophobia” 

Author: @mulletbro Artist: @colorlessjay

Rating: Explicit Archive warnings: None Length: 25,000 words Tags:  AU- Canon Divergence, Misunderstandings/Mistaken for Being in a Relationship, Everyone Thinks They're Dating, Comedy/Humor, Sex Saves the World Relationships: Dean/Castiel

Summary:  

There were moments that changed the course of Dean’s life drastically: his mom dying, carrying his brother to safety, his first solo hunt at 17, reuniting with Sam, going to Hell, and his subsequent rescue, just to name a few. And of course, who could forget the moment when he was found under Cas in the backseat of the car, leading everyone to think that they screwed?

Suddenly, Dean’s biggest problems aren’t apocalypses, demons, and monsters anymore—it’s trying to convince his family that he isn’t dating Cas. (And if he has to hear Sam say one more word about his alleged sex life, he's gonna blow a gasket)

Excerpt: 

There was Cas. Well, Cas' hips and thighs and whatever was under his pants. Those were right on face. Just Cas. Sitting right on his face.

"Hello, Dean," he said to Dean's hips as if this was normal. Dean tried to ignore that Cas' hand was dipping into the front of his unbuttoned pants. He rested his hands on the outside of Cas' thighs. And huh.

Did Cas' thighs always pull against the seam of his pants? Without thinking about it, he moved his hands over the thighs on his face to see if it was just the way Cas was positioned and nope. Dean could feel muscle under his hands as he ran them up and down the angel's legs. Huh, who knew that Cas was hiding this under his ill fitting suit. He half wondered what else was hiding under Cas' suit. He shook his head, trying to banish that thought out of his head.

Sure, maybe sometimes guys thought about their best friends like that- but it was just a curiosity thing. He didn't actually wanna sleep with Cas. That'd be gay, and he wasn't gay. It was just natural curiosity- wondering what it'd feel like if your friend sucked you off. Or what it was like to suck a dick. It didn't make someone gay. Just curious.

Before either of them could do anything he heard the car door click as it opened. Oh fuck. For a moment the only sound was the music that was still playing. There wasn't even the sound of breathing. Time felt slow- like the world itself was judging Dean for wanting a fucking moment to himself.

"Ah, hell!" Came Bobby's voice from outside. Dean couldn't see his face but he sounded pretty horrified. 

Toastystats: Biggest fandoms, ships, & characters on AO3 (looking back at 2024)

It's time for my annual update! This time I also included fast-growing relationship and character tags in the longer writeup.

what happened to hello. what happened to good morning.

K-NOVELS

Omniscient Reader (Line Webtoon) [2018]

중독: Yu Junghyuk/Kim Dokja

그분독자: Secretive Plotter/Kim Dokja

Lout of the Count’s Family (Tappytoon) [2018]

최케: Choi Han/Cale Henituse

알케: Alver Crossman/Cale Henituse

My S-Class Hunters (Line Webtoon) [2018]

윻윶: Han Yuhyun/Han Yujin

현윶: Sung Hyunjae/Han Yujin

Return of the Blossoming Blade (Line Webtoon) [2019]

백청: Baek Cheon/Cheongmyeong

당청: Tang Bo/Cheongmyeong

The Greatest Estate Developer* (Line Webtoon) [2019]

하비로이: Javier Asrahan/Kim Suho

I Woke Up as the Villain (Tapas) [2019]

도진유성: Kim Dojin/Choi Yuseong

When the Third Wheel Strikes Back (Line Webtoon) [2020]

세드예서: Cedric Riester/Jung Yeseo

지브예서: Jibril Diop/Jung Yeseo

Debut or Die (Tapas) [2021]

앟문: Seon Ahyeon/Park Moondae

큰문: Lee Sejin (Keun)/Park Moondae

윶문: Cha Eugene/Park Moondae

랩문: Kim Raebin/Park Moondae

엋문: Cheongryeo/Park Moondae

Beacon of Light in the Dark Sea [2022]

해량무현: Shin Haeryang/Park Moohyun

재희무현: Kim Jaehee/Park Moohyun

The Hunter of the Other World is Being Misunderstood [2023]

창호기려: Kang Changho/Kim Kiryeo

하성기려: Jeong Haseong/Kim Kiryeo

Black Badger [2023]

윤힐: Choi Yoon/Hildebert Talev

예힐: Lee Yehyun/Hildebert Talev

Got Dropped Into a Ghost Story, Still Gotta Work [2024]

샇룻: Baek Saheon/Kim Soleum

솔샇: Kim Soleum/Baek Saheon

잫솔: Lee Jaheon/Kim Soleum

블솔: Braun/Kim Soleum

WEBTOONS

Tower of God [2010]

쿤밤: Khun Aguero Agnes/The 25th Bam

Lookism** [2014]

재열형석: Hong Jaeyeol/Park Hyungseok

No Home [2018]

은영해준: Baek Eunyoung/Goh Haejoon

Garbage Time [2019]

준상: Seong Junsu/Ki Sangho

뱅상: Park Byungchan/Ki Sangho

종상: Choi Jongsu/Ki Sangho

Special Civil Servant** [2024]

이든마루: Seonwoo Eden/Han Maru

*note: the MC has a canon relationship with another character.

**note: the MC has canon feelings for another character.

UPDATES

15/02/2025: Filled in the pairings for Black Badger.

25/02/2025: Added the KR name for Kim Dojin/Choi Yuseong.

Title: run from the weather (run into my arms)

Author: greypistachio

Artist: xfancyfranart

Rating: Explicit

Pairings: undefined

Length: 65000

Warnings: Canonverse warnings apply; Explicit sexual content; Graphic depictions of violence

Tags: Canon-compliant banter; Eventual smut; Fake marriage; Fluff and hurt/comfort; Handholding; Mutual pining; Only one bed; Sleepy cuddles; Slow burn; Season 9 case

Posting Date: November 7, 2025

Summary: Lying might be Dean Winchester’s middle name but when a case has him going undercover as Castiel’s fake husband at a resort offering romantic getaways for couples, and even hyphenating their surnames, it becomes clear to Dean that he’s in over his head this time. The problem isn’t that Dean doesn’t know how to play the part of the angel’s besotted spouse, or what pet names suit Cas best. It’s that Dean has no clue how he’s going to make it look like it’s all an act when he harbours very real feelings towards Cas.  Meanwhile, the angel Castiel finds himself at a loss. Neglecting Dean Winchester’s safety at all, let alone in the vicinity of one of Hell’s most powerful demons, would be an unforgivable mistake. Danger is close enough that Cas can taste it, and the stench of sulfur permeates every inch of the small town. So why can’t he stop getting distracted by Dean’s warmth and longing, which his grace picks up more often with every passing day? Evil is closing in on the small town of Northglenn, Colorado, but it feels like the least of Dean and Cas’ concerns. How is Dean supposed to hold hands, and share a bed, with his best friend he’s in love with? And how is Castiel meant to stay focused on the job when he’s wearing Dean’s clothes, and holding him close at night? 

Someone who'll have lots of wives. too many to expect tobirama to provide any real spousal duties for them. He wants to be wife 10, wife fifteen- in an ideal world he'd be wife twenty-seven, but that would mean marrying into the daimyo direct line which simply isn't happening.

Hashirama's a good brother so he puts a lot of effort into finding the perfect match for tobirama. eventually he finds a second-cousin to the daimyo whos' already got seven wives and intends to have at least fifteen by the end of it; the man is also distantly connected to the Nara and thus wants one of his spouses only as a shogi partner, has a large library, and lives extremely close to the Senju.

They're still discussing the engagement- nothing settled yet- when Izuna finds out his lifelong rival is going to be someone's 8th wife. are they saying tobirama is only worth 1/8th of a regular man? the husband-to-be isn't even a shinobi! This is an unacceptable insult to izuna. He hasn't devoted his life to fighting 1/8th of a civilian. Not to mention the Senju tying themselves to the Daimyo, even so distantly, would be unfavorable for the Uchiha....

The real question is who the girl is based off of. She's definitely based off someone, the author notes make that clear, but nobody has an idea who it could be and izuna isn't telling.

another interviewer asks tobirama about why kushina was his favorite, especially since she'd dropped out of the story pretty early and was married off to a former love rival for the main girl's heart.