dingus

Every night I smoke Weed to lobotmize myself... and every morning I drink coffee to restore my lobes. Send fucking tweet.

I hope you guys are also being kind to people you don't wanna fuck.

evil park with a sign that says “please feed the bears we are trying to make them as fucked up as possible”

quarantine is just having to confront your old hyperfixations as they resurface one by one like you're scott pilgrim and they're each one of ramona's exes

i’m so bored can someone please throw a stimulating toy into my enclosure

Carlisle being 23 is unfathomable but make no mistake: being a 23 year old in a group of 17 year olds you ARE the father figure. I'm baby, but if I found myself suddenly in charge of a bunch of high schoolers my maternal instincts would shoot to the surface like a beach ball from the bottom of a pool